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Impact Wrestling Recap (3/15/18) ‘Feast or Fired’



Impact’s March 15, 2018 offering features a ‘Feast or Fired main event between Eli Drake, Moose, EC3, Tyrus, Petey Williams, Taji Ishimori, Trevor Lee, Caleb Konley, KM and Rohit Raju where three men will earn a future title shot and one will be fired. Also on the night, Rosemary and Taya Valkyrie renew their rivalry and Austin Aries watches Alberto El Partron put meat in his mouth. 

Match #1: Sami Callihan defeats Fallah Bah

This match wasn’t much. Callihan has been on a tear since injuring Eddie Edwards with a baseball bat and continued that tear with a win here. Callihan hits Bah with a Death Valley Driver to get the win. After the match OVE attacked Bah but Eddie Edwards makes his return to make the save and causes OVE to flee to the back. 

  • Austin Aries is backstage for a sit down interview with McKenzie Mitchell. They chat about his successful Championship defense last week and his book. Alberto El Patron interrupts and asks McKenzie to leave. El Patron tells Aries he’s glad that Aries is here and is glad Impact now has a champion fitting enough to face the champion that never lost. El Patron then says as a welcoming gift he brought Aries something special. El Patron brings in some red wine and a steak dinner. El Patron offers a piece of the steak to Aries and Aries says no thanks and pulls out a banana. El Patron then grabs the whole steak and shakes it at Aries but Aries knocks it out El Patrons hand. El Patron is offended and tells Aries people who do that in his country end up in bad shape. El Patron then stumbles across Aries’s book and says he had no idea Aries was vegan and apologizes and tells Aries he’s off the hook. The segment ends with Aries giving El Patron and copy of his book and then pours himself a glass of red wine.
  • Allie is backstage getting some coffee and Kiera Hogan walks up and congratulates her on the Knockouts Championship win last week. Braxton Sutter interrupts asking Allie if they can talk. 
  • Jimmy Jacobs and Kongo Kong are out. Jacobs says this is the last time he’s going to ask for Abyss. James Mitchell comes out and tells Jacobs that he’s admires him, that he and Jacobs are a lot alike. Mitchell then tells Jacobs a story about how he sold his soul and Took Abyss to become the world champion and then tells Jacobs about how he pushed Abyss to the edge and how it made Abyss become Joseph Park. Mitchell then runs through the things that Jacobs has done to provoke Park to bring Abyss and then thanks Jacobs for those things because he’s awaken a sleeping giant. Abyss comes out and brawls with Kong. Kong and Jacobs escape. Mitchell then challenges them to a monsters ball match next week. 

Match #2: Rosemary vs Taya Valkyrie ends in a double count out

This was a good match. These two have had issues with one another for months and last week Taya returned to continue her rivalry with Rosemary. Rosemary and Taya double clothesline each other and it results in the both of them falling to the floor. Neither of them can get up before the 10 count. After the match they brawl to the stage and it ends with Taya once again hitting Rosemary with a Road To Valhalla at the top of the ramp. 

  • Eli Drake is backstage on the phone with Chris Adonis. Eli Drake asks Adonis if he’s still coming tonight to help him in the Feast Or Fired match and Adonis tells him no. Drake gets upset and tells Adonis that he’s fired and then throws the phone to the floor. 
  • McKenzie Mitchell is backstage with EC3. EC3 says that he will know what briefcase to grab in Feast or Fired tonight
  • Bobby Lashley approaches Cage and tells him that he didn’t need cage helping him last week. Cage walks away without saying a word. 
  • Next LAX is in their clubhouse and Konnan tells them to take the night off. 
  • Matt Sydal is out and says he is about to reveal to the world who his spirit guide is. Josh Matthews is revealed as Sydal’s spirit guide. Matthews says Sydal has sat under his learning tree and had learnt all of his knowledge and then offers a gift to Sydal. Sydal opens the box up and it’s a spirit animal mask. Sydal then says if he’s a champion then Matthews should be one too and surrenders the Grand Championship to Matthews. 

Match #3: Feast Or Fired! Eli Drake vs Moose vs Tyrus vs EC3 vs Taji Ishimori  vs. Petey Williams vs Trevor Lee vs Caleb Konley vs KM vs Rohit Raju

The rules to this match are 10 men start the match and there are 4 briefcases hung above the ring. 3 briefcases hold title shots, and the other one holds a pink slip. After you pull down a case you have to wait at the top of the ramp for the match to end. The match ends when all 4 cases are pulled down. This was a fun match. Petey Williams pulls down case number 2. Moose grabs down case number 4. EC3 captures case number 3. Eli Drake escapes with case Number 1. Next week, the cases will be opened up and it will be revealed who will get title shots and who will be fired. 

Brandon is a life long wrestling fan and a die hard hardcore kid. Pro wrestling and hardcore music helped him find acceptance and gave him a place to be himself at. It's what has made him the passionate fan and person he his today. If you were to ask him what keeps him going Day to day he would say these three things "pro wrestling, hardcore, and Alexa Bliss". if you ever want to hit Brandon up to chat you can get him at or Twitter(@brandonpsmc)

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